It's looking bad. I was just about to start writing again too...

Gotta do the family reunion tour once this session's over, and with the power of my new old laptop, I'll finally get some Northern Star done. Expect it around mid to late August.

Probably at least two weeks, realistically somewhere around three. I'm moving to Las Vegas come August 1st, so it will take a while to acclimate to the new everything, plus a job is something that is fairly high on the "things to get as soon as I arrive" list.

Who knows. I'm looking to clear up my work load to finish this as much as possible. Just a note: I don't play Starcraft.

Does this deserve to be its own thread?

Kotick thread? Kotick thread.
But how about we make it relevant to the /canalave/ board. Thankfully, someone on /v/ has me covered. Enjoy.

The night was hot, Tidus had just won the blitzball grand championships. He was walking down the road of his hometown when he saw something in the black of night, some creature; completely black but with blue hind legs, a yellow star on the end of its tail, vicious, sickly yellow eyes on red with a horrible rage. The Luxray charged him and overwhelmed him, tearing his shorts off. Tidus screamed for mercy but this beast would have none as its erection grew, precum drizzling over the young athletes tender loins. He yelled for help, nobody heard. The town was empty, celebrating and drunk from the game he had just played. He knew rape was coming.

Luxray growled, wasting no time before shoving its long, swolen cock into Tidus' tight hole. Tidus moaned in agony...and ecstacy. He had never felt something like this, something take him and overpower him but at the same time give him something he had always secretly wanted, his hands clenched, gritting his teeth trying to fight it though. He tried struggling, but Luxray was too powerful, so he did what anyone would do in this situation...he began to stroke his cock.


Luxray began to thrust deep inside Tidus, every inch of his length penetrating deeper inside of him, Tidus moaned in pleasure as he began to feel he luxcock tickle his prostate. "It feels good!" he screamed, no longer fighting the process at all. Luxray growled in response, pumping inside of him, every thrust harder, faster, deeper. Tidus was now dripping with sweat along the pavement breathing very heavily against the chill of the freezing night air, but the heat of compassion kept him warm, he began to stroke himself ever harder until he felt something inside him..he had taken the knot.

Nothing had ever felt so good, he never felt this way except for once with Wakka in the gym, and that was a story for another day. He could feel himself coming closer to climax with every grinding motion from Luxray. He moaned and growled, Luxray growled and moaned, feeding each other's hot passion as the night raged on, raged like their fully erect cocks. Tidus turned slightly to look at Luxray and said, "Come in me now" and Luxray simply roared with lust. Thrusting, pumping, grinding harder into Tidus the Luxray pushed, heaving into him until he finally released inside of him, Tidus was overcome with pleasure, coming himself. They both collapsed on top of each other as Luxray pulled out, resting on Tidus' chest. They looked at each other as Tidus grinned evilly at him and yelled, "HA HA HA HA HA"

Tidus let out a sigh of relief after it was finally over, closing his eyes...but something was wrong, he opened them and found himself in an office. The room had no decoration, no sign of human activity it would seem, the walls and ceiling were completely white, no windows or pictures. A bright, fluorescent light hung from the ceiling. The only thing out of place was a thick, oak desk in the middle of the room with a large monitor on top of it, a man sitting behind it wheeling slightly on a chair. Bobby Kotick peered from behind the monitor after what seemed like an eternity, eyeing Tidus over, "Final Fantasy belong to EA now." he grinned, eyes flashing red as he lurched up from the chair, striding over to Tidus in his traditional suit. Tidus had never felt such fear in his eyes but he looked down, he was still hard.

Bobby spread his arms side to side, his suit unwrapped itself from his body neatly, wrapping themselves around Tidus' wrists and ankles, strapping him to the couch. Kotick strode forward again at the now pinned boy, smiling that evil smile, "SquareEnix is mine.." he kneeled down, whispering this every few seconds as he placed his full erection under Tidus' used ass, a finger stroke along the boy's firm cock, "Yes, I'll make money off you." he cackled as he played with Tidus' length, the head of his own shaft pressing slowly into Tidus' ass.

Tidus screamed, this wasn't like before, this hurt...bad. He strugged and paniced but the CEO just laughed, always laughing, pounding Tidus' ass like no tomorrow, tearing inside of him with some kind of sadistic evil intention, "How's it feel Tidus boy? Can you taste the profit?" he cackled again, that evil laugh. Tidus' eyes widened, tears flowing down his cheeks as he stared at the man, into the face of pure evil, "Why are you doing this!?" he screamed. Bobby just flashed that smug grin once more, "So stupid you are." he chuckled, "So innocent and stupid!" he laughed, the room started to darken and what Tidus saw next he was not prepared for...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0FHHefVgmo

(open this link, this is the music that plays at this part)

Tidus' eyes widened, pure horror seen in them but he could not walk away. Kotick screamed with forbidden ecstacy, his body started to shift. Teeth could be seen growing all over his body as the 83 mouths of evil began to open, each of them letting out a horrid screech as they appeared followed by the smug grin that the man always displayed..Blood flowed down the Tidus' eyes, he had looked at the face of the end, but he was not dead, Kotick would not let him pass. All 83 mouths opened at once but no sound...each of them began to extend with what seemed at first to be tongues, but were actually penis-like tentacles...the pain had just begin for Tidus.

Tidus' was blind now, and he no longer screamed or struggled in resistance, broken but still alive, feeling what was happening to him with no way to stop it. Five dicks were in his ass now, all pulsing and thrusting uncoordinated, three more were throatfucking him, gagging now and then but pulling out to let him gasp for air when needed. Blood dripped out of his tender anus, the unrelenting cocks of the end of all tearing into him. Three of the mouths lurched forward to look in his broken eyes, "I WILL OWN ALL FRANCHISES, YOU ARE JUST A STEPPING STONE" they roared, the eight cocks inside Tidus began to thrust hard and pulsate, tearing him open from the inside. White goo leaked from every orifice Tidus had as his eyes rolled back into his head. It was over now, he was dead and he died knewing this was the fate in store for every character he had ever known...

Hope you enjoy your game!

What in all the hells did I just read?

Wat.

On topic: Oh SC2's out? I wonder if this will mean less casuals in HoN.

Que?

En topico: Si, Starcraft dos es out. Y yo soy en un tripo de road por el verano. No es bueno.

>>1573

NO HABLA ESPANOL

>>1575
Google translatidor es tu amigo.

>>1573

What?

On topic: Yes, Starcraft 2 is out. And I'm on a road trip for the summer. That's not good (literal, more accurate: that's no fun :P).

I haven't been in a Spanish class in 4 years.

>>1618
Neither has Psyence, his grammar is hideous. Also, I found out Kotick was involved with 4Kids. It makes so much sense now...

>>1622
Stuff happens when you make it up as you go along.