You should already have these abilities. If not, I'll probably just upgrade you to a non-technical admin sometime in the near future since you could probably use said features and wont fuck about with stuff.

>>3
Sadly, I cannot do any of those yet. But if you can upgrade it, then it would be great! Thank you. : )

In the image, at first I thought Giratina was riding a surfboard.

>>5
Now wouldn't that be cool to watch?

>>6
A surfing contest for legendaries. I'd watch it. Who would win?

>>7
Kyogre

>>10
Manaphy. Kyogre's a goddamn tank.

>>7
Even though I limited our options to legendaries, outside of that, I say Golduck.
>Golduck is the fastest swimmer among all Pokemon.
>It swims faster than any human swimming champion.
Swimming does not equal surfing skill, but still.

>>22
Actually, a Floatzel with perfect IVs, 252 EVs in speed, and with it's ability Swift Swim coupled with Rain Dance, Floatzel becomes the fastest Pokemon.

>>36
If Pokémon were real, all these numbers would be thrown out the window.